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Abdullah the Butcher in need of forehead transplant.

       Abdullah the Butcher, a well known wrestler whose career spans five decades, is in trouble. Today, PRWN looks to help him.
       Abdullah, whose career began in 1958 and hasn’t ended yet, has a noticeably damaged forehead stemming from years of “hardcore” wrestling matches and the use of his trademark fork as a weapon in those contests. The scarred tissue is nothing new and has been apparent for as long as anyone can remember.
       However, it was only recently, at Abdullah’s first medical check-up since 1979, that doctors informed him his forehead may be past the point of no-return.
       “Mr. Butcher has a very distinct case” said Dr. Henry Myers, a practicing family doctor who operates out of Craig Hospital in Atlanta, Georgia. “I’d only seen this in my medical books so I was hesitant to say anything for sure. But I consulted with a friend of mine from Washington State; a forehead specialist. He confirmed my suspicions that there was no way of saving this particular forehead”.
       What doctors are now proposing is a rare procedure known, casually, as a “forehead transplant”. The operation, though only having been performed three times in North America ever, is not considered risky.
       “There’s very little risk involved” said Dr. Myers. “The problem usually lies in finding a donor. There’s the deceased but that shit is gross. Then there are cases of people with multiple foreheads but you’d have to get into dealing with circus freaks and nobody wants that. Usually what ends up happening is an Eskimo or somebody with lots of excess facial fat takes a buyout and goes under the knife. What shouldn’t be forgotten here is that, if Mr. Butcher does not undergo the surgery, he’ll be dealing with frequent pain, mostly in the forehead region, and, also, he’ll be subjecting himself to people on the street saying “Hey look at that guy’s forehead! What the hell is wrong with it?” and things of that nature”.
       Abdullah the Butcher now lives in Atlanta, Georgia USA. He runs a small restaurant and makes the occasional Indy wrestling appearance. Abdullah and his appointed team of doctors are currently looking for anybody with multiple foreheads (excluding circus freaks), Eskimos and the extremely obese. If any readers out there fit one of those descriptions, or know of somebody that does, and would like to help an old star get back on his feet, you can send an e-mail to PRWN and we will get you in contact with Abdullah and his team. Thank you.






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